Ben Sasse Posted a ‘Chill’ Photo

Ben Sasse

This morning, at the tail end of an absolutely crushing news cycle, Sen. Ben Sasse (R-Neb.) posted a lighthearted tweet.

He was spotted hopped up on a stone wall at the Capitol in workout clothes, an impish Huck Finn-esque perch, entertaining other senators as they passed by. Sasse got a hold of the pics and cracked a funny.

holy moly – it looks like @SenSchumer and I are smoking reefer outside a wedding…
— Ben Sasse (@BenSasse) May 18, 2017

If you thought that was ripe for jokes, well, let me tell you something.

It was ripe for jokes.

There was the obligatory alterations of marijuana cigarettes.

@BenSasse @SenSchumer
— darth:™ (@darth) May 18, 2017

Naturally the joke you expected to happen, happened.

@BenSasse @SenSchumer
— Nora Biette-Timmons (@biettetimmons) May 18, 2017

There were some burns regarding the administration’s revamped stance on drugs.

Jeff Sessions will have you arrested for joking about this
— Michael (@mjarvisinla) May 18, 2017

Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.), who was in one of the pictures referenced by Sasse, got in on the fun.

Well that escalated quickly.
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) May 18, 2017

The Free Beacon held a caption contest, which got some good responses.

@FreeBeacon Schumer: Have you guys heard about romphims?
Cotton & Sasse: ….
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) May 18, 2017
@FreeBeacon Chuck: “I told you those last two shots where a bad idea” @BenSasse “yup”
Tom: “Ben whose shorts are those?”
Ben: “I have no clue”
— Colin Smillie (@TheColinSmillie) May 18, 2017

But one representative won it all, with this call back to a news story from the night before.

@FreeBeacon “No leaks. . . . This is how we know we’re a real family here.”
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) May 18, 2017

All in all, I think’s safe to say this photo saved American democracy.


Source: The Daily Dot

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